Now I Can Pee?

Hold to go. Drag to aim. Let go to stop. Seventy-six places to relieve yourself with dignity, from the office urinal to the surface of the Moon. Scroll, and this page relieves itself. Hold, and you aim.

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for a good time
click the fly

Derek was here
~~Derek~~ missed

One thumb. Three verbs.

Hold to go

Press anywhere. Pressure builds, holds, then fades as the tank empties, so your aim has to climb to keep landing in the same spot.

Drag to aim

A gold ring shows what to hit. Early places are gentle. Later ones have wind, a rolling deck, a wandering hand and somebody watching.

OUT OF
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Let go to stop

Restarts cost you pressure. Finish with a flick. Then read the report: accuracy, aim points, etiquette, and the dry cleaning bill.

Why this game exists

I could not pee next to other guys. So I made a game about it. Now I can.

That is the whole story, and it is a true one. Stage fright at the urinal is common, nobody talks about it, and the usual advice is to relax, which has never once worked on anybody.

So the game does the opposite. It gives you a fly to aim at, a neighbour who might look over, a tank that is running out, and a score. Somewhere around the fortieth urinal it stops being a big deal.

Travis, who made it

A dramatic re-enactment. No actual friends were this unkind. (They were.)

Taped to the wall

A campfire ringed with stones, a stream putting out the embers under a gold target ring — **Every place wants something different.** Put out a campfire ember by ember. Chase a fly. Fill a pail to the line and stop. Hit the Moon from the Moon.

Fresh snow with the name TRAVIS outlined on two lines, partly written in yellow — **Write your name in the snow.** Also in moon dust, zen gravel and a corn field, for the aliens. Graded for legibility. It goes on your wall.

A golden film running down the camera lens over a urinal, drops chasing it — **Sloppy aim comes back at you.** Hit the rim or the floor at your feet and it splashes the camera. A lot coats the lens, with a sound you will not enjoy.

An oak on a golf course with a stream reaching up its trunk toward a blue high-water line — **Pass the phone.** Four contests for a room of people, a podium, a daily place everyone plays on the same day, and 112 trophies.

15worlds

76places

380visits

112trophies

Restroom rules

Nothing below the belt is ever on screen. The stream is a golden cartoon line that starts under the bottom edge.
You never aim at people, animals or anybody's property. People stand in a bubble the stream slides around.
Getting seen is mild: a look, a "Dude.", at worst a citation from Facilities.
No sexual content, no children, and alcohol is scenery. Ages 13 and up.
One hand only. A second finger stops the stream, because who does it with two.
No account and no name. Play data is anonymous and has an off switch. How the data works.

CAUTIONWET FLOORit is now

Go on, then.

It runs in the browser on your phone or your computer. Add it to your home screen and it plays like an app. The store versions are on their way.

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